BBQ Sword
9 out of 10 sausages prefer it...
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BBQ Sword
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$29.95
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What the BBQ Sword is all about...
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In a country where the barbeque is king, the head of the hotplate needs a right regal sceptre - an iron rod with which to rule, so to speak!
 The BBQ Sword is a worthy weapon for the monarch of the grill. The hilt (that's professional sword talk for "handle") is musketeer style, designed to protect your hand from hissing bacon and spitting fat. The tip (that's professional sword talk for "tip") is a two pronged affair, so you can impale your culinary conquests from a safe distance and manipulate them at your will – turning, flipping or just pushing your quarry about a bit to look cool.
The length of the BBQ Sword means you can save rissoles-in-distress from the flame-grill without flambe-ing your hand. It also means you can keep marauding male guests, who seek to take your throne, at arms length. Ensuring you continue to rule as the kebab king. If ever there was a quintessential Father’s Day gift, this has got to be it.
The BBQ Sword can also be used for ceremonial purposes – should you wish to take a break or grab a beer – you can bestow a knighthood on whoever's closest to rule in your absence. "I dub thee Sir Snagalot!" (You should feel free to use that joke over and over. We're sure the whole family will continue to laugh every time you use it – after all, you are the King! Or queen!)
Remember, those who live by the sword, shall dine by the sword! Order your BBQ sword now and take your rightful place on the throne.
Product Specification
The BBQ Sword is made from steel and is approximately 18.9 inches (48 cm) long. It features a wooden handle and stainless steel hand-guard to protect you from the flames. Includes free novelty eye mask.
Please note: This product is not a toy. It requires adult supervision when being used by children.
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