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Cats Bum Sharpener
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Put a pencil up a cat's rear end. Meow!!!!
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There's not a lot we can say about this novelty pencil sharpener except, SICK! If we could stop laughing long enough, we might even add that it's not the kind of thing you'd buy for yourself, but for that friend of yours with the sick sense of humour.
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$17.95
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We all know cats have sharp eyesight...but what about the other end?!
There are a lot of sick people in this world. Firstly, there are those with minds so warped, they'd invent something as puerile as a pencil sharpening device that involves inserting your pencil into a feline's rear-end and then having that device emit a rather troubled "Meow". Then there's us, who sell it. And then there's all of you, who buy it.
Actually, we're both just innocent victims really, you and us. And honestly, if we could stop laughing long enough – we'd probably protest against the Cat's Bum Pencil Sharpener. But unfortunately, that's impossible - it seems we just can't keep the stationery cabinet stocked with enough pencils – and the one's we do have are all about two inches long.
Whilst not in use, it looks like a rather charming decorator piece for cat lovers. It's only when your lead snaps that you discover the eye-widening truth about this desk accessory. Or perhaps Sylvester said it best with the phrase – "Thuffering Thocatash!".
At this point, you may well ask where the pencil shavings go. The answer will become quite evident in just a few seconds when they begin to drop into kitty's little tray.
Now we know it's not the kind of thing you'd buy for yourself – it's for that friend of yours with the sick sense of humour who'd get a real kick out of this kind of kitty kitsch. But hey – you really should by them two, just in case (nudge, wink).
Don't be shy - get your very own Cat's Bum Pencil Sharpener – and then buy stocks in a pencil company!
Product dimensions: 5.9(W) x 4.7(H) x 1.6(D) inches / 15(W) x 12(H) x 4(D) cm.
The Cat's Bum Pencil Sharpener incorporates a 'meowing' sound chip that is activated as you sharpen and is suitable for ages 16 years+. Pencils not included.
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The 4-in-1 gadget ideal for boardroom stoushes.
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Cats Bum Sharpener
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Put a pencil up a cat's rear end. Meow!!!!
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$17.95
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