Faster than a zimmer frame, stronger than eucalyptus ointment – up in the sky, is it a haemorrhoid cushion? Is it a long-winded story without any point? No, it’s Flying Granny! The aerodynamic geriatric!

You can forget Superman and Spiderman, Flying Granny is even better than Wonder Woman – she doesn't need any invisible plane to soar through the air – all she needs is a good yank and release!

How does she do it? The secret is in her super-elasticised arms – you simply pull them back as far as they will go (which is quite a way!) and release, Flying Granny will catapult across the room screaming 'Woo-Wee' as she goes! It's guaranteed to put a smile on every face (or at least a confused look) in the room – even Flying Granny's!

She's a sight to behold in her red cape and tartan skirt (gives a whole new meaning to highland fling!). Simply sitting on your desk, she brightens up any workspace – and when you let her loose in office airspace her love of life and daredevil yell will infect the whole room.

Whether you need a secret santa gift, want to liven up meal time at your local retirement home or you just have a penchant for pensioners without parachutes - Flying Granny is the gift that you can just about guarantee that no one else has thought of – but will wish they had.

If you've lost your smile – Flying Granny, the soaring senior citizen will make it come zooming (or at least zimmering) back!

Product package dimensions: 18(H) x 8(W) x 7.5(D) cm / 7.1(H) x 3.1(W) x 3(D) inches.

• Elasticised arms
• Sound chip makes authentic woooeee sound!
• Great gift for the office or a grandparent