It's a fact of life – we all have noses and at one time or another, they need blowing! But for far too long the advertising guru's and marketers of the world have been filling our heads with images of fluffy ducklings and cuddly puppies, covering the tissue boxes in girly flowers and overly feminine shades of pink and lilac. It's high time that tissues got a little more manly!

Introducing the Glue Tube Tissue Dispenser! A giant tissue dispenser that takes a whole roll of toilet paper and dispenses it from the nozzle. Now that's a more masculine take on the subject (not to mention a more entertaining one).

It features a rope and suction cap, so you can mount it on the wall of the garage for easy access when you need it. Like to wipe away the tears of joy, when you've tuned your car to pitch-perfect perfection or to get you through a sneezing fit, when your girlfriend's perfume has permeated the interior of your car.

At 32 centimetres from the cap to the end of the tube – its size is nothing to sneeze at!

If you think the namby-pamby hearts and flowers tissue boxes are just a bit on the nose – you can breathe a sigh of relief. Decorate your workshop or bachelor pad with the Glue Tube Tissue Dispenser! And to those innovative designers, on behalf of all blokes, we say "bless you"!

The Glue Tube Tissue Dispenser fits a standard sized toilet roll (maximum diameter 115 mm) inside and dispenses via the nozzle. It comes attached with a suction cap for easy wall hanging.

This item is intended for use as either a replacement toilet roll holder or tissue box dispenser.

The Glue Tube Tissue Dispenser is approximately 32 cm long and 18 cm wide. The body is made from soft material and the nozzle with working cap is made from plastic.