In the spirit of the famous Monty Python "Argument" sketch, and we quote – "Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" Now, what have you got to say to that, mmmm? Anything? What's the matter, cat got your tongue? Monkey got your brain? Don't you hate it when you can't think of a good comeback – or even worse, you think of it five minutes later. Well, problem solved. With the Insult Generator, you'll never be lost for (insulting) words again. This portable, hide in your pocket, disher of dirt has 40 different insults simply controlled by the push of a button. For instance – "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?" is perfect if you're in the mood for a little mudslinging. Then of course, for those workmates with the mental acuity of a carrot – "You are pure inspiration for birth control." (Of course, it'll probably take them until lunchtime to get it – when you'll finally hear an offended "hey!" waft from their cubicle...) The best thing about the Insult Generator is it speaks for you! So you don't have to let a bad word leave your lips. Which means no one will recognise your voice – in case you decide to make random insulting phone calls to your friends during the day and then just hang up. Remember though, use it wisely and with discretion. Preferably only on those that can appreciate its political incorrectness without taking some sort of legal offence! Go on, add the Insult Generator to your cart now – you, you... you monstrous mound of monkey vomit! Caution: We are not responsible for any hurt feelings or emotional trauma that the Insult Generator may cause. Product Specification The Insult Generator requires 2 x AAA batteries (included) and is approximately 12 x 6 x 2.5 cm in size. At a push of the button, the Insult Generator randomly plays one of 40 stored insults. Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 years due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard.

Flying Monkey     $5.95   Hear his primal scream as he flies through the air.

Bullshit Button     $13.95   Now you can tell it like it is.

Voice Changer     $22.95   Alter your voice in funny ways.

LatestBuy offer a flat delivery fee irrespective of order quantity...so whether you're after 1 or 100 items, you pay the same delivery charge (just as long as we're sending your order to one delivery address).

 

Australia-wide Delivery

With our integrated network of reputable logistics companies who deliver to residential and business premises throughout Australia, we're able to offer three delivery services, tailored to suit your needs:

Standard: 5 business day service - $9.95
Premium: 2 business day service - $14.95
Platinum: 1 business day service - $19.95*

All delivery services require signatures upon delivery and offer online tracking - Australia Post and Australian Air Express.

Free pick-up also available to Perth Customers - find out more.

*Platinum Delivery Service - The cut-off time for a next business day delivery is 12 noon WST. For BPay orders and regional deliveries, please allow additional time for shipping. Due to parcel size and weight constraints, this service is not always available.

 

International Delivery (inc. USA / Canada)

For quicker and more cost effective deliveries to the USA and Canada, please check the availability of the products you wish to purchase at www.LatestBuy.com.

Alternatively, LatestBuy also offers the following Australia Post delivery service to international destinations – ECI: 3-5 business day service with online tracking, pricing as follows:

 

ECI	Countries
$19.95	New Zealand
$29.95	Fiji, Hong Kong, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, South Korea, Vanuatu
$39.95	Canada, USA
$49.95	Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, India, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Where a product is not available for international shipping due to its physical nature, the graphic on the left is displayed midway down the product's page.


Please note: The delivery times above should be used as a guide only. Whilst in most cases parcel delivery will occur within the estimated timeframes, in some instances longer delivery times can result from circumstances beyond our control, such as adverse weather conditions and vehicle breakdown.

See more information on our Delivery Services.