You know how you get when you haven’t had your first cup of coffee. You’d pay a king’s ransom for one. Or better still, you’d kidnap the king yourself and send your demands via the Mixed Message Mug. Firstly, you should know it’s OK to feel that way, hundreds of thousands of people do – otherwise they wouldn’t have invented a coffee mug that doubled as a ransom note, would they?!

You could of course rip the letters for various newspapers and magazines, to create your ransom note – but remember, you haven’t had your coffee and your shaking like a, a, a very shaky thing! (Sorry can’t think – need coffee.) So the Mixed Message Mug has done the work for you.

The mug comes with 150 polymer characters that stick easily to your mug, survive multiple washings, yet are easy to remove when you’re ready to make your next demands. We’d suggest “make my coffee or your stapler gets it” or “I’m being held here against my will” – but the possibilities are many and varied and it depends on how strung out you are from lack of caffeine.

The Mixed Messages Mug is heat and steam resistant and completely microwave safe. However, it’s strictly hand wash only, OK? Get it? OOOKKKAAY?! (Sorry, still need coffee.)

We suggest you steady your right hand with your left, and use your mouse to order the Mixed Messages Mug, and we’ll dispatch your order immediately…after our coffee.

Product dimensions: 10.7 (H) x 10.5 (W) x 10.5 (D) cm / 4.2 (H) x 4.1 (W) x 4.1 (D) inches.

Product features:

• Includes 150 characters to make message on mug
• Letters are made from durable polymer that will cling to mug through multiple washings but can be easily removed
• Food-safe and microwave-safe
• Hand wash only
• Made from ceramic
• Sticker instructions included