Beer Bands
Identification for your beer bottles.
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Beer Bands
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$5.95
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What the Beer Bands is all about...
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It's an occupational hazard – you're having a game of pool, you come back to the table after sinking a few, you go to grab your beer and it's – "hang on which is my beer?", "mate is that yours or mine?". All of a sudden those girlie wine glass trinkets aren't looking so silly after all. Except of course, they're girlie and they won't fit a stubbie!
The solution is as cool as it is simple – whack on a Beer Band! These brightly colored moulded rings stretch to fit your bottle, can and just in case you're a bit lost towards the end of the night, they'll even fit your wrist for easy identification purposes.
 They come in a neat dozen with different colors and different "names"...so you can be just like the seven dwarves, except there's twelve of you and your names are Bombed, Blitzed, Trashed, Pickled, Hammered, Loaded, Polluted, Ripped, Sauced, Tanked, Wrecked and Wasted (OK, not really like the seven dwarves at all).
Beer Bands are durable, reusable and come in a neat bottle-shaped blister pack, so you can peg them up and always know where they are.
A word of warning though, when we mentioned "Beer Band" in the office – three people broke down in tears and one poor bugger went on stress leave. As it turns out, they thought we said "Beer Banned", heaven forbid, so be careful how you say it!
Never lose your lager again – the Beer Band wagon is here, so jump on it!
Product Specification
Beer Bands are sold in packs of twelve and stretch around a bottle or can to easily distinguish (otherwise identical looking) drinks.
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