Holy Toast
It's the miracle bread stamper.
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Holy Toast
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$2.95
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What the Holy Toast is all about...
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If like us, you suffer from the almost constant disappointment of holy effigies failing to miraculously appear to you during breakfast, well, fret no more, because help is at hand.
The problem with your everyday religious apparitions is that, for the fainthearted at least, they're hard to come by. Often it takes an almost suicidal leap of faith to see your chosen deity appear in your breakfast. You may have to squint sideways through blue Venetian silk stretched over the branches of a two hundred year old Abyssinian cedar tree, on the last Wednesday in June, whilst standing on one leg in an old sink half filled with water drawn by neutered goats from the 'Well of Indecision' high in the Kibla mountains - and even then, you may still find you're just looking at what will now be a rather cold piece of toast.
So, why leave it to chance or random benevolence for that matter (never a safe bet), when this absolutely brilliant yet thoroughly un-blessed Holy Toast press, will guarantee you a highly visible (even to the faithless) and perfect Virgin Mary every time. Just press your bread into the mould, pop it into a toaster and, with no miracle whatsoever, your toast will become an icon.
This is definitely the best thing that's happened to breakfast since sliced bread, even if it is virgin on the ridiculous.
Product Specification
To make your average pre-sliced bread the bread of heaven, simply press it into the mould before toasting.
Please note: This product is neither edible nor able to be toasted - please do not put the mould itself in a toaster. Adult supervision recommended.
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