What the Xposed Shoulder Bag is all about...
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In our brave new world of metal detectors and security checkpoints – why clog up the x-ray machine with more luggage?? Save the overworked security staff some sweat and show 'em your Xposed Shoulder Bag instead.
It's just like an x-rayed shoulder bag – without actually needing the x-ray bit. You can put their minds at rest straight away. After all, you've got nothing but a harmless iPod and head phones, keys, mobile, coins, sunnies, brush...oh and those suspicious looking pills and a wad of cash – right next to the bottle of Jacks and the knuckleduster. That's funny, you didn't seem the type. And hey, are those nail clippers? You can't take nail clippers! (Apparently they're the weapon of choice for evil geniuses planning to take over the world.)
Could be a bit of a laugh with your more gullible friends too. Just for giggles, hand them your sunglasses and say "Hey, wanna try on my x-ray specs?" – when they pop on the sunnies, you pull out your bag! It's got to at least be worth a good double-take hasn't it?!
Made from a durable non-woven plastic fibre, the Xposed Shoulder Bag is the amusingly insubordinate carry-all that's great for everyday use – providing a little light entertainment for those around you - but perhaps not so great for lending your grandmother on her next flight.
Make a statement, turn some heads with the Xposed Shoulder Bag – just remember, no airports. It's a whole lot of fun, until someone gets cavity-searched!
Product Specification
Product dimensions: 11.8(W) x 9.8(H) x 0.5(D) inches / 30(W) x 25(H) x 9.5(D) cm.
The bag is made from a durable non-woven plastic fibre and features a single button closure. Each bag comes with a 39 inch (1 metre) long adjustable carry strap.
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