|
|
|
|
The Pooter
|
|
The most realistic artificial flatulence maker by far!
|
|
|
|
Embarrass your boss, friends, and family with this artificial flatulence generator. The Pooter produces the most realistic fart noise you have ever heard! This is your chance to make your family, the entire office or an entire party cry with laughter.
|
|
|
This product is no longer available for purchase.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Question: What smells funny?
Answer: A clown fart.
OK, now that you're at the required intellectual level – we can sensibly explore the features of The Pooter in a mature and grown-up way.
The Pooter is an A.F.M. - Artificial Flatulence Maker. It mimics the sound of intestinal gases (flatus) passing from the colon to the outside world. While there have been many A.F.M.'s in the past, none can so easily and realistically recreate the resulting sound of the so-called "tush toot" or "bottom burp".
There's no doubt the whoopee cushion will always have a place in our hearts – particularly for lovers of slapstick. However, The Pooter brings a whole new level of sophistication to the fart gag.
 Simply take it out of the packaging, point the hole at the palm of your hand and then squeeze with ease. Voila! Your artificial "under thunder" is unleashed on unsuspecting friends or passers-by. It's completely concealed and sounds completely real. In fact, the only difference between The Pooter and a real "air biscuit" is the smell (thankfully).
Set up the hidden camera and roll, as you capture the shock, disgust, embarrassment and amusement that your "letting fluffy off the chain" creates. Get creative - start laughing and time your squeezes to match, bend over to pick something up and release The Pooter as your posterior reaches it's highest point, sneeze and squeeze – hone your craft and take it to a new level!
Order your very own Pooter now and spread the joy!
The Pooter is made from soft squashable material. When given a squeeze it produces a very realistic fart sound. Requires no batteries (just a sense of humour).
|
|
Send us your
reviews to win a $50 LatestBuy Gift Voucher
If you’d like to be in the running for the product review of the month and
a $50 LatestBuy Gift Voucher, simply review your product(s) purchased, rating the
product on a scale of 1 (don’t bother) to 5 (the best thing since sliced bread).
Whether it’s text, photos, videos or all three, we love hearing what our customers
think about our products and how they’re being used, so don’t hold back,
send us your review
today?
|
LatestBuy offer a flat delivery fee irrespective of order quantity...so
whether you're after 1 or 100 items, you pay the same delivery charge (just as long
as we're sending your order to one delivery address).
 
Australia-wide Delivery
With our integrated network of reputable logistics companies who deliver to residential
and business premises throughout Australia, we're able to offer three delivery services,
tailored to suit your needs:
Standard: 5 business day service -
$9.95
Premium: 2 business day service -
$14.95
Platinum: 1 business day service - $19.95*
All delivery services require signatures upon delivery and offer online tracking
- Australia Post and Australian Air Express.
Free pick-up also available to Perth Customers - find out more.
*Platinum Delivery Service - The cut-off time for a next business
day delivery is 12 noon WST. For BPay orders and regional deliveries, please allow
additional time for shipping. Due to parcel size and weight constraints, this service
is not always available.
International Delivery (inc. USA / Canada)
For quicker and more cost effective deliveries to the USA and Canada, please check
the availability of the products you wish to purchase at www.LatestBuy.com.
Alternatively, LatestBuy also offers the following Australia Post delivery service
to international destinations – ECI: 3-5 business day service with
online tracking, pricing as follows:
|
ECI
|
Countries
|
|
$19.95
|
New Zealand
|
|
$29.95
|
Fiji, Hong Kong, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, South Korea, Vanuatu
|
|
$39.95
|
Canada, USA
|
|
$49.95
|
Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary,
India, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal,
Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom
|
Where a product is not available for international shipping due to its physical
nature, the graphic on the left is displayed midway down the product's page.
Please note: The delivery times above should be used as a guide
only. Whilst in most cases parcel delivery will occur within the estimated timeframes,
in some instances longer delivery times can result from circumstances beyond our
control, such as adverse weather conditions and vehicle breakdown.
See more information
on our Delivery Services.
|
| THE SMART WAY TO BUY GIFTS |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| TESTIMONIALS |
| “Very happy with the outcome of my Live Chat online. Especially given the busy time it is for this site at the moment. Look forward to my order arriving.” |
| Toni, Melrose Park SA |
 |
| Read more testimonials... |
|
|
|
|