Racing Grannies

 

Racing Grannies

$14.95

Quantity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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Yes – "old" is the new "new"! Racing Grannies are the new doddery darlings of the wind-up world! Designed for speed, bred to race - with killer instincts that could sniff out a pensioner discount at forty paces (very quick paces at that).

They come in pairs, complete with zimmer frames, house dresses and baskets – ready to take each other on in a race for the last bottle of blue-rinse. So cute, you could just pinch their little cheeks or spit on your hanky and wipe their face! They're great around the office to solve arguments, kill time or a great way to make a delivery when someone asks "anyone got a paperclip?".

No longer just the butt of "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your undies?" jokes – these Grannies are going to make you laugh in a whole new way!

Their adjustable arms can be placed in 'Stand Up' mode or bent to 'Race' mode for an instant "Gran Prix". Just think, if you got a few sets and put them together it would be a "Cardi-gras".

But enough of the cheap shots – grab yourself by the ear and order your "twin-set" of Racing Grannies now. You'll gain a whole new respect for your elders!

Product Specification

Product dimensions: 3.1(W) x 2.4(H) x 1.6(D) inches / 8(W) x 6(H) x 4(D) cm.

Racing Grannies are sold as a pair and are recommended for ages 8+.

Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard.