The Beerbelly
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$34.95
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 What's the go with all these backpack drink dispensers? There's something not quite right about them. It just doesn't seem natural does it? Here's the issue - man was not designed to wear 'humps of liquid' on his back – because MAN IS NOT A CAMEL! What you really crave...is a Beer Belly (or as others might say, a beer gut!). A truly inspired invention, for the man that wishes to quench his thirst wherever and whenever he chooses – undetected, without waiting in a long line and without paying a fortune. It's upfront, yet undercover. It moulds to your masculine middle, giving you a natural more rounded look. 
So instead of your usual washboard six-pack – you'll have a six-pack literally, because your beer belly holds 77.5 ounces (2.3 litres) of your own private nectar of the gods – whether that be amber in nature and colour or something with more 'spirit'...and to keep your stealth beverage at the right temperature, your Beer Belly has an optional ice pack!
It's actually great for exercising – just fill it with water – and you'll see your beer belly disappear as you jog, hike or run! Now that's some great motivation!
Women who found your 'paunch' a little off-putting at the start of the party, will notice you become more attractive throughout the night (although that could be the beer goggles, not the belly)!
Now just in case anyone questions your more ample middle – it pays to have your response ready to fly...
- "That's the only problem with a colostomy bag, I can never get shoes to match."
- "My wife's pregnant – she makes me wear this empathy suit!"
- "Ummm...Beer, mate?"
The Beer Belly – it's a guys best friend, because after all, a man is not a camel.
Wanna be really prepared? Get yourself a Ring Thing as well.
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Product Specification
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The Beer Belly:- is designed to fit wearers up to 6'8" (2 metres) tall with up to a 40" (1 metre) waist,
- is made of neoprene (the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes),
- holds up to 77.5 ounces (2.3 litres) of your favourite drink
- holds either cold or hot drinks,
- has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas and to simplify cleaning,
- has an optional freezer pack which keeps drinks colder for longer; and
- can also be used as a hot pack to keep drinks or soups hot!
Please note: Please drink responsibly.
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