It sounds like the ultimate male fantasy - a Pole Dancer on your desk everyday. In fact, many men would like to see it included as part of the standard workplace agreement (we're putting it to the boss tomorrow!). Well, it's finally within your grasp – so to speak. The USB Pole Dancer is the pole dancer you can admit to when everyone's watching! Just plug her into your USB port and start typing. As you type – she performs. The lights flash, the music plays and your bikini-clad blonde performs her routine. And there's no need to go tucking dollars anywhere (we read somewhere, they do that), the faster you type, the faster this cheeky minx dances! How should we describe it – Alluring? Appealing? Actually, "hilarious" is probably the most accurate! Which makes her a great Secret Santa gift – or a truly memorable corporate gift! She's kitsch with a capital K, and cute with a capital Coochee-Coo! The more you press the keyboard buttons, the more she'll press yours. The software includes a daily word count, including your top 5 performances and you can play a word count game, testing your words per minute. So there's your defence against any office prudes who want to complain about her performance – you can simply say she's improving yours! She's cute – she's flirtatious and she's probably the closest you're ever going to get to having the real thing at your workplace! Improve (we dare not say "raise") the productivity in your office with the USB Pole Dancer. NOTE: Tiny money and over priced drinks not included. Product Specification The USB Pole Dancer has a base diameter of approximately 9.5 cm and is about 18 cm tall. It is compatible with most PCs, features lights and music and comes with installation software on CD. The pole dancer twirls while you type - the faster you type the faster she dances.

Cats Bum Sharpener     $17.95   Put a pencil up a cat's rear end. Meow!!!!

LatestBuy offer a flat delivery fee irrespective of order quantity...so whether you're after 1 or 100 items, you pay the same delivery charge (just as long as we're sending your order to one delivery address).

 

Australia-wide Delivery

With our integrated network of reputable logistics companies who deliver to residential and business premises throughout Australia, we're able to offer three delivery services, tailored to suit your needs:

Standard: 5 business day service - $9.95
Premium: 2 business day service - $14.95
Platinum: 1 business day service - $19.95*

All delivery services require signatures upon delivery and offer online tracking - Australia Post and Australian Air Express.

Free pick-up also available to Perth Customers - find out more.

*Platinum Delivery Service - The cut-off time for a next business day delivery is 12 noon WST. For BPay orders and regional deliveries, please allow additional time for shipping. Due to parcel size and weight constraints, this service is not always available.

 

International Delivery (inc. USA / Canada)

For quicker and more cost effective deliveries to the USA and Canada, please check the availability of the products you wish to purchase at www.LatestBuy.com.

Alternatively, LatestBuy also offers the following Australia Post delivery service to international destinations – ECI: 3-5 business day service with online tracking, pricing as follows:

 

ECI	Countries
$19.95	New Zealand
$29.95	Fiji, Hong Kong, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, South Korea, Vanuatu
$39.95	Canada, USA
$49.95	Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, India, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Where a product is not available for international shipping due to its physical nature, the graphic on the left is displayed midway down the product's page.


Please note: The delivery times above should be used as a guide only. Whilst in most cases parcel delivery will occur within the estimated timeframes, in some instances longer delivery times can result from circumstances beyond our control, such as adverse weather conditions and vehicle breakdown.

See more information on our Delivery Services.